Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[scarecrowz]

granted, but it still exists, but you never knew it did

I wish to meet Laika the dog

[Stumpy.]

Granted, but the dog Immidiately goes off to chase a squirrel

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

[middle child]

granted, but for now & on, you'll automatically fall asleep early

i wish school would go by faster

[Kagouti]

Granted, but you also age at a faster rate and you can't stop

I wish I could stay home next weekend

[Attiki Melissa]

Granted, but your house gets torn down a few days later.

I wish I had some fresh potato chips

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you hate the flavor

I wish I could change history for the better

[Cachinnate]

Granted, but since nothing bad ever happened in the past they'll happen in the future.

I wish I was smart.

[axelandria]

granted, but your intelligence will never be of use, and you will never be discovered.

I wish my headache was gone.

[xi'rika]

Granted, you no longer have a head

I wish I had all the time in the world

[astraf]

Granted, but the earth is paused for eternity

I wish I could have a billion dollars