1: the concept of color is dead and everyone who sees it starts vibrating. throat infection grows wings, and tom nook steals faces and sells them for way more than they're worth on eBay. the locals are literally sportacus and enter the interdimensional witness protection program because of sugar.
this is all because tom nook left the tv on so you have to turn it off
2: the powerpuff girls, this time they're hot, and they were kicked out of daycare for their killer fashion sense . now they start their first day of third grade. they grow up so fast! living in a church gives you great social skills
3: survival just got worse. a game where acid rain is real and you kill slugs with how SALTY YOU GET FROM DYING LOOKING AT YOU UNDERHANG
4; watch as an albino demon mass murderer who's also a jeweler becomes god's dad for exactly a week before the edgy protagonist reloads their save file because they didn't press b hard enough to keep their waifu from evolving.