Question for Polish and Russian Speakers...

[heathersmoo]

I just got back from visiting both of these countries. I know the basics but I bought some items that I have translated but I am wondering if there are multiple meanings for each phrase. Can anyone help me out? Here are pictures and if the link doesn't work, feel free to PM and I can send the text.

http://imgur.com/a/qvGzb

[TornadoJam]

I don't know about the message on the bag (it's oftenly said that these two languages are similar, but I never could read/understand polish lang, jokes on me).
T-shirt says something along the lines: "we'll rekt/pwn everybody! In a beautiful way!" (the phrasing feels slightly odd, but maybe intentional meaning was "we'll kill with our beauty", just manufacturers probably had to rephrase it somehow because of limited space on fabric or due to something else). There's no additional meanings to this phrase, only different variations.

[ratghoul]

"mam złoty charakter, dlatego taki ciężki" - "i have an a gold personality, that's why it's so heavy"