What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[Phoenix's Sunflowers]

Live in a house made of toothpicks for thirty years.
What's a hoard pet?

[i m a g i n e.]

Its a type of dog

Where can I send trades?

[Phoenix's Sunflowers]

On Mars
What's the difference between an art shop and a character shop?

[??? ???]

One gives you fleas the other gives you mice.

Who makes the art for the pets?

[.:Grell~Sutcliff:.]

Noone, they are born

Why isn't my pps pet growing up?

[ShadowHunteress]

Because you need a magical potion for it.

Why isn't my pet growing?

[??? ???]

Because your pet has a rare parasite that keeps it from growing for days on end.

How do I sign up for CS?

[La la love]

Create a Google plus account.(obviously!)

What is Oekaki?

[Wulfjaw]

It's some Japanese anime about swimming boys.

How do I put pictures in my signature?

[.Phoenix.]

Say your crushes' name three times, spin around in a circle, kiss your hand twice and then sacrifice your pink ipad to the gods. Then everything will come out just the way you want them- people have bad signatures if they do this incorrectly so BE PRECISE and TAKE ATTENTION TO DETAIL.

How do I give my pet items?