What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[Evolve]

Message the user saying they have to be removed from the site because you are not fond of them

How do I make a good username?

[dreamy alsorts]

Find something random and throw it at the screen then you will get given a username that matches you.

How do I change my password?

[ppig]

You shout your password really loud into the compuer screen, while clicking. It will come up with a message saying 'Your password is now _____'

How do I get a plushie of the heavy speckled rat?

[Wolf.Wolf]

You pay $ 1000000 to get a toy company to make one.

How do I message my friends together

[inactive20000009]

You can't message at all unless you've obtained an OMG So Rare.

How do you change your avatar?

[Wolf.Wolf]

You watch the movie shouting change stupeeeeedo avatar!!!

How do you create a new topic in the forum?

[QUITETED]

You say "newtopicus appearicus"

What's and omgsr?

[Wolf.Wolf]

It's a mouse that is very scared of cheese.

What do you do when you see a good trade

[Phoenix's Sunflowers]

eat a crayon, upchuck it, and send it to Tess
What's your wishlist?

[synthwave]

A monster banana that gives you random OMGSR pets.

How do you report somebody?