What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[Amethyst The Gem]

you say"pet, i hereby say that you will be named,(insert name here) and will be my pet forever!


how do you get C$?

[FoalanisaLupo]

You rob a bank..

Who is Tess?

[dragonfaerie]

Tess is an evil overlord who is planning the next Holocaust.

How do I log in?

[dori.]

You first have to scream and shake your computer then run to planet Chicken and beg Tess to let you log in

How do i bookmark a topic?

[setz]

You chant:
ENCOSPOCUSMARCUS HOCBOOKMARK THIS PAGE LOKADOKI.

How do I become friends with someone?

[Coolpaw5]

You friend them by demanding pets from them.

How do you get more items?

[.:Alaska Young:.]

You run around in the dark make sure you do this in extremely treacherous conditions preferably in a cyclone

How do I move from forum to forum?

[dylanobrien]

You read read a 897 paged book then you rip out all the pages with a vowel

How do I talk to somebody?

[.:Alaska Young:.]

You travel to space and broadcast your message to the secret services around the world then scream the same message at the atmosphere

How do I find my real life friend on CS

[FLYBOY]

You stalk users until you find one with the date they joined and the same interests as them.

How are Nick pets different than regular pets?