What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

My gallery · by **DAwesome1** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:25 am

How do you get specialreleases

My gallery · by **SakiWolf** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:33 am

Let the dogs out and then put a big ribbon in your hair and say the magical words, "Tess is the awsomest!"

What is an oakaki commission?

My gallery · by **HorseFan21♞** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:39 am

It's a form of the Fabled Chicken Dance when you team up with your " commissioner" and go ambush the CS staff with feather dusters.

How do I trade?

My gallery · by **redpanda.** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:41 am

You print a picture out of your pet, then mail it to them.

How do I log out?

My gallery · by **Quitting CS...** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:42 am

You smack your computer screen with a fish while screaming "LOG OUT". Works every time.

How do I adopt pets?

My gallery · by **corviidae** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:42 am

You walk up to Tess and sing as many songs possible to make her happy enough to give you pets.

How do I start roleplaying?

My gallery · by **redpanda.** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:35 am

By playing dress up with your friends.

How do I dress my pet up?

My gallery · by **hasu** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:37 am

you have to draw your own dress on paper then scan them.
after that, using photoshop, you can dress them up.
how can i edit my signature?

My gallery · by **ferretleaf** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:52 am

shout "SIGNATURE" as loud as you can at you computer screen and then do three backflips

who is Tess?

My gallery · by **redpanda.** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:57 am

A magical dragon who cooked up a chicken and a smoothie at the same time. She mashed them together and then ate it.

How do I use similes?