What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[coastal]

You adopt pets by going to an adoption center.

How do you draw oekaki?

[Ω Kawaii Pokemon Ω]

First go to the art shop then find this ancient book, next take it to a magic pig and he will give you the tools to draw.

How do I get items?

[FoalanisaLupo]

you ask Tess to fart them out
Who is Holly Princess?

[Ω Kawaii Pokemon Ω]

See that person on the right? No a little too far, a little more to the left... Then a lot more up or was it a little more down....? Oh whatever I give up!

What are tess dragons?

[leafrost]

Dragons that are all called Tess.

How many species if pets are there?

[KaedeMaple]

2

What is a forum?

[plutonian]

A forum is where you send your pets to school to earn you C$.

How do you get OMGSR pets?

[monspurr]

By yelling, "OMGSORARE." And a pet will come to you.

How do you adopt from the pound?

[leafrost]

Go to the pond and fish for frogs.

How do you auction a pet?

[ElementalInsanity]

You run around shoving the pet into people's faces saying 'GOING ONCE GOING TWICE SOLD GIMME YOUR MONEY.'
How do you dress up a pet?