What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[Fjäll Räven]

When the devil gives them cookies..
How old must you be to join?

[Fjäll Räven]

The big guy who's gas makes thunder!

Who's Tess?

[ChestnutPony]

An Egyptian god.
How do you logout?

[Fjäll Räven]

Do three backflips and feed my horses for me!
How do I trade?

[Sepia]

Get a pencil, write "trade" 20 times along with a sketch of the pet, and then give it to the person on your right.

What's a re-release?

[namii]

When you eat a pet and puke it up 3 year later

How do i send a message?

[*~Caution~*]

Write a letter on a piece of paper. Fold it up neatly, and then throw it out the window. The Wind should take it away.

How do I see how many pets I have?

[namii]

Go Under your bed and count the tufts of lint

How do I get CS$

[.:Alaska Young:.]

sail your skateboard to Jupiter and ask Juno for help *note "Juno" is the roman form of Hera the Greek Queen of the gods and goddess of marriage and family "Jupiter" is the roman form of Zeus the king of the gods and god of the sky

how do i make an acount (this question is wrong on so many different levels)

[FoalanisaLupo]

You eat yourself while calling yourself fat

How do I adopt pets?