What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[LaimaSkarlett]

The Princess of the Living Island Kingdom

What does CS stand for?

[Roonil Wazlib]

Crimson Sand.

What is the Oekaki?

[RestInPeace]

A typo of the himmalayn native word for "stinky man with fish and no teeth"

Is it wise to delete my pets?

[Roonil Wazlib]

Yep, it gives you $100 every time you do.
How do you add a friend?

[Galahads_Grail]

You reach through your computer and slap them.

What happens if I trade all my pets?

[~ShadowsInTheNight~]

You get a visit from Charlie the Unicorn eho gives you even better pets.

How do I make a thread on the forum?

[scene_kid]

Sew it in

How do I get a different avatar?

[scrungy]

Steal someone elses

How do you get a black advent?

[Twister in Rage]

You wait overnight in the snow and sing "I want a Black Advent"

How do I buy C$?

[DESERTDUDE]

Go to Walmart and look in the pet department for the CS accessories/items and buy the mystery box. Then find a hobo wearing a pink skirt and give him the password inside the mystery box and you will receive instructions to find the hidden page within the CS Site and the code needed to enter to receive C$'s.

How do I translate what I need to say to my Chinese New Years Pets? When I try talking to them, they just give me the look of "duh" and wag their tails... /-: