What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

My gallery · by **stina** » Wed May 09, 2012 10:45 am

By barking at them.

How do I make a new thread?

My gallery · by **NatureHeart** » Thu May 10, 2012 3:26 am

Steal someone elses.

How do I add friends?

My gallery · by **charmens** » Thu May 10, 2012 3:51 am

stalk them and post everywhere they post

what is a "Mod"

My gallery · by **xx.** » Thu May 10, 2012 4:03 am

A Mod is a mad old dog! Didn't you know that?

How do I adopt pets?

My gallery · by **billy kaplan** » Thu May 10, 2012 6:13 am

you go to the shelter

cani know if a user is male or female?

My gallery · by **Skogkatt** » Thu May 10, 2012 6:29 am

Yes just lick them
How do I name my pets?

My gallery · by **xx.** » Thu May 10, 2012 6:38 am

Write the name you want on wood,nail it to the screen and yell PINK FLUFFY BANANA CANDY at your pet.

Can I race my pets against other pets?

My gallery · by **billy kaplan** » Thu May 10, 2012 7:25 am

you teach them tricks.

how do i draw without a pencil?

My gallery · by **SHOVELS** » Thu May 10, 2012 7:56 am

Lick the screen

How do I reply to someone's PM?

My gallery · by **Clifford** » Thu May 10, 2012 8:29 am

You write your PM on your forehead and scream to username of the person you want to send it to.

What's the easiest way to get rares?