What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[billy kaplan]

a blue person c:
can i decorate my pets?

[Horsemadlottie]

Only if you eat a certain amount of chocolate before bed.

How can I change my layout?

[Foxanna]

Go to the Oekaki forum and ask a mod to change it.

What would happen if I use a f word?

[Jazz'sFreedom]

You become the most royal person on chickensmoothie.

What does CS stand for?

[Foxanna]

It stands for Choosen Saturday!

What do mods do to people who are rude?

[xx.]

Chop their tongues off and replace them with slugs!

What does RP stand for?

[Horsemadlottie]

Rolling people.

How do you become popular?

[Claudie]

By spamming all the threads.
How do you use Oekaki?

[xx.]

you need to learn karate and know how to catch an iguana first, didn't you know Oekaki stands for Over Enormous Kangaroo And Karate Iguana?

How do you RP?

[.:Wolf:.]

BY buying a raw potato
How do I add friends or foes?