What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[Kano-Shuuya]

Copy some good persons atrwork.

How do I get a Warrior cat?

[Sheepcat]

Dress up your neighbor's cat in some armor, and give it a sword. Boom! Warrior Cat Achieved.

How do I disable emoticons?

[-яα∂ισαcтιʌɛ-]

Run over to the nearest person and exaggeratedly perform all the emotions, then dance around in a crowded mall yelling "DISABLE DISABLE DISABLE!!!!!" And then delete your account.

How do I get a pet?

[Kano-Shuuya]

Run over your neighbors dog so it materailizes into the computer.

How do you make a topic?

[-яα∂ισαcтιʌɛ-]

You run over your house with a giant military tank, and while mowing over your house yell TOPIC TOPIC TOPIC!!!!!!!!

How do I post?

[Kano-Shuuya]

I don't know; I never tried.

How do you get store pets?

[.:Wolf:.]

By writing a 20 page letter to the mayor of waffles in Louisiana He will send you 1 for every 10 letters.
How can I make an oekaki?

[Kano-Shuuya]

Steal a monkey and teach it how to say oekaki.

How do you name your pets?

[NeonClouds]

Scream your animal's name loudly.











How do I add a friend?

[wildfire6]

You look them up on facebook.

How do I join an Rp?