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My gallery · by **slurm** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:12 am

Only if you eat ten pears and three trees of pears after the bacon, three days before thanksgiving

Why aren't bubbles immortal?

My gallery · by **~Animal Lover~** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:13 am

Because they are delicious.

Can you jump rope inside a volcano?

My gallery · by **slurm** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:14 am

No because the rocks get sad.

Why did you pick the green one?

My gallery · by **ειяιкα's вℓα∂ε** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:19 am

Because the next door neighbor told me to.

What is the meaning of life?

My gallery · by **sweet tooth** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:20 am

Bacon

Why do guys have a nose?

My gallery · by **Zazzafrazy** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:22 am

So they can eat.

What color is air?

My gallery · by **slurm** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:23 am

Bacon color

Why is everything bacon?

My gallery · by **c a l a m i t y** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:24 am

Because You're eyes are broken.

Why are penguins black and white?

My gallery · by **ειяιкα's вℓα∂ε** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:25 am

Because they're wearing tuxedos.

It's peanut butter jelly time?

My gallery · by **raeganangel** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:27 am

nope, its peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

can i eat green eggs and ham sam i am?