Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid Answer

[Shima Longtail]

No but you pants are.

why is my dog trying to make oatmeal cry?

[emuphon;]

Oatmeal can't cry, it can scream though.

Why is my onion ring on mars?

[beeb]

Because aliens are eating it
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Why did my chow chow just jump onto my computer?

[sorryihavequit]

Because it's trying to order 194 pizzas online.

Why does my dad look at me disapprovingly when I try to wear a dozen socks on my hands?

[belos]

Because of the millions of socks on your toes it looks tacky


Can I walk 500 miles, then walk another 500 miles, so I walked 1,000 miles just to fall down at your door?

[Quitting_Forever-]

Soup.
is it possible to post a trade on cs? X3

[sweet tooth]

Yes, by riding pigs

Can I use paper to make a human being?

[Fireleaf]

No because scissors beats paper.

How do squids fly?

[slurm]

with their fingers duh

why shouldn't I have legs?

[raeganangel]

becaus you have a wheelchair


can I eat bacon instead of turkey for thanksgiving?