Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid Answer

My gallery · by **lucifer morningstar** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:40 am

Because Heracles wrestled with Cerberus and won.
Why do backpacks have straps?

мy art: · by **Thecrowmuse11** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:43 am

So that it doesn't slide off your back when you put it on, dur.
Why do cheesy horror movie victims always hide in the closet?

My gallery · by **i·dée fixe** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:49 am

Because they like cheese.

What is oxygen?

мy art: · by **Thecrowmuse11** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:51 am

Oxygen is a poisonous gas that infects the lungs, and takes approximately 80 years to become utterly deadly.
What is a lightbulb?

My gallery · by **Grengirl** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:42 am

a thing that appears over your head in cartoons when you get an idea.

Why is the sky blue and not green?

My gallery · by **Sperophim** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:58 pm

Because plants had already claimed the colour green

What happens when someone sews a cat a shirt?

My gallery · by **i·dée fixe** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:32 pm

It becomes noseless.

How can I eat bread?

My gallery · by **~Mystique~** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:35 pm

throw it in the T.A.R.D.I.S
Speaking of which, what's a T.A.R.D.I.S?

My gallery · by **Sperophim** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:46 pm

Twice A Red Dude Initiated Stealing

Who is Madonna?

My gallery · by **MatchaMochi** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:01 pm

Mcdonald cousin

What is kfc?