Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup! V 2.0

[Narcisa]

Then make it as a pet then XD

Waiter there's an eyeball in my soup XD

[Derpy McKitten]

Oh, That's the chefs. The reason he wears an eyepatch.

Waiter,There are zombies in my soup!

[grafaiai]

Oh, don't worry. That's just our kiddy-meal toy. Completely kid-friendly, I assure you.


Waiter, there's an eel in my hovercraft.

[~Cherry~]

Really? eat your soup, now.
Waitor! this is a toxic area! run away! cover your ears and eyes! one direction EWW MY EYES ARE MELTING!!!!! are in my soup! Take it away from me!

[Spike20096]

*takes away soup* Well, have a new soup! Why did you order that if you didn't like it? *gives new bowl of soup*

Waiter, this thread is in my soup!

[~Cherry~]

How can I post then? *dives in soup* glub....
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[Princess Porcelain]

What? Is the soup or the thread open? *takes soup and eyeballs it* I'm sorry, your soup appears to have died. Have a band-aid and get it to the emergency room immediately.

Waiter, there's a tuxedo in my soup!

[Flippant]

Of course there is, this is a fancy restaurant. Even the food comes in dinner dress.

Waiter, there's a small penguin in my soup!

[Princess Porcelain]

What did you expect? They have to go on vacation sometime.

Waiter, there's a bird in my soup!

[fax machine of death]

Ask it how it is, I'm sure it'll be nice.

Waiter, there's an evil computer in my soup!