Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup! V 2.0

[;imagination.]

How is that possible? Unless your bowl is cracked...

Waiter, there's a scorpion in my soup! I'm highly allergic!

[Ropersgirl12]

you shouldn't have ordered Pandinus imperator soup then.


Waiter, there's a stump in my soup.

[Betta132]

Oops, sorry, forgot the rest of the tree! *dumps tree in soup*

Waiter, there's a hydra in my soup!

[broodingtulip]

Well then, just bribe it out with steak!


Waiter, the band, Three Days Grace is in my soup! *CANADIAN ROCKBAND YA BUDDY!*

[war paint.]

OOoooohhh pretty!

Waiter,Tiger woods and brittany spears are in my soup!

[broodingtulip]

Take them out and have them perform.

Waiter, there's a billion bucks in my soup!

[vogue]

Then take it, quick!!!

Waiter, there's a bumblebee in my soup!

[Betta132]

AAAH, I'M ALLERGIC!

Waiter, there's a twenty-foot chain in my soup...... With a gorilla on one end and an elephant on the other

[Pandalove789]

Ya we umm......just used that to weigh down your soup and uh......make it seem like you have more.*Blushes and is embaressed you found out.*

Waiter,there's E.T. in my soup! (You know,E.T. phone home,sweet alien dude,great movie,horrible video game.....know it?)

[Xhat]

E.T. was going home in that soup rocketship but...

Waiter, my little cousin Alyssa is in mah soup... she's poking me...