1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!

[lonk]

549:Smear butter on a cashier's face.

[Cheeb]

550-Run up to a random women and yell,"Mommy!Tommy's being mean again!"

[.Red.]

551. spread cotton all over the floor and put all kinds off food coloring on it then spread skittles all ove it and scream in random peoples faces TASTE DA RAINBOW! LIK DA FLOOR!

552. take popcorn and sit in front of one of the tvs then when someone comments yell
SHUTUP IM TRYIN TA WATCH DA MOOOOOOOOVIEEEEEE

[RoyalDarkness316~]

553. shove cookies in a person's face!!

[Betta132]

554: Pour soapy water on the floor and skate around yelling, "I'M DISCORD!!!!"
555: When told to stop, sprinkle them with pepper and push a shelf over when they sneeze, then claim they did it.
556: Bring a bunch of friends, fill the waterguns with paint, and have a paintgun fight.
557: Run around screaming "I'M A FAIRY, I'M A FAIRY!!" and dumping glitter on people.
558: Put on a tall jacket so it hides your head, then run around like crazy, bumping into things. Even funnier in a chicken suit.
559: Dress up as a chicken and run around screaming "CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!!"
560: When asked to stop, climb on top of a shelf and throw eggs at people!
561: Get some ice, a meat grinder, and some friends. Grind up the ice and have a snowball fight!
562: Bring a bunch of friends, turn on all the radios, and scream "MEGA DANCE PARTY!!!!" Then start dancing like crazy.
563: Play rollerskate hocky
564: Pour everything slippery (soap, shampoo, oil, etc) on the floor and play football. Grab random people and throw them in the game while spreading the slippery puddle around. Try to involve everyone in the store. Then RUN!!!

[lucky15371]

565. grab 5 rainbow ice cream (birthday cake ice cream) and hide it. 1/2 a hour later come back and grab a philis schew driver and poke a hole in the bottem and put them in a buggie with the hole facing up. the grab a ton of rainbow ice cream of the same size in the buggie with the ones with the hole on top hole still facing up then building a fort in the ________ isle (a food isla) if you nead more ice cream get more and use ice cream topping as cement.

[Dragon at heart]

566. Dress up as the tooth fairy and go up to random people(this includes grown ups) and clonk them on the head with a wand and yell at them with a weird voice. "You've been eating too much junk food. Give meh the teeth ROGHT NOW.!" then chase after them.

[Jenny (The Savior)]

567:Go up to the manger and said shut up and slap him...then do it again and run and come back and kick him in the shin then run like sonic

[rachiechu888]

568. Call Wal-Mart, and ask for something in a retarded voice, or in a fail little kid voice, go (if there's a guy) "MOM? MOM! There's a lady one the phone. There's a lady on the phone and he isn't very nice!" Or "Hello? Hello?! Can you hear me? Are you there (keep doing that till they hang up)."

[Inuyasha Fan!]

569. Call wal-mart and say this in a fail/Good (Links fairy thing name XD) voice, say-"Listen! Hello?!" and do this intil they hang up XD