1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!

[.: Darkelix :.]

I don't know if some WalMart Stores have this but mine has an intercom. Justin Beiber CD+CD Player with MAX Volume=Apocalypse

[oyakawa]

Simple, Drive your car into Walmart. If they call the police say, "Don't worry! I have a License."

[saymiricanfly]

Walk around with a nurf gun shouting the children. When the security guard asks you what you are doing
Smile and say I'm only protecting the human community from these nasty little ankle biters (ozzy term; ankle biters= small kids

[kuromi.]

mix all the fish together

play hide and seem with your friends and then put on random clothes and throw a fashion show.

grab one of the hermit crabs and put in near the food.


make a Harlem shake video while standing on a bunch of their toys

[Affliction]

Grab a friend and have a public breakup more for awkwardness but if dramatic you may get kicked out. They kicked us out of a store once for having a VERY dramatic lesbian brake up

[.: Darkelix :.]

Acquire a battery-powered Microphone and shout at random people or sing Justin Beiber Songs.

[viviyan]

Dress up as Russia from Hetalia and run around chasing people... Or the same, but dressed as Belarus instead. Sure to get you noticed xD

[.: Darkelix :.]

NOTE: Works best in the Winter before Christmas.

Dress up as Santa and make yourself look almost exactly like him. Now go around patting little kids heads and telling them your Santa. To make sure you get kicked out,grab a bunch of random toys from the Toy Aisle and get up on a cart and ride around saying "HO HO HO!" and throw the Toys at people.

[Kodabomb]

Cause an apocalypse with a nuclear reaction involving jelly, cupcakes, whipped cream and porridge. >8-D

[Ninja Jedi]

If they have Siamese Fighting Fish (the ones that are super aggressive) then put them in with the regular fish and if anyone asks what you're doing, say, "well, they looked hungry!"