1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!

[protégé of batman]

pour soap on everyone

[.: Darkelix :.]

Grab the perfume and spray it in everyone's face. XP

Good one XD

Gets lots of those bouncy balls out and rool and bounce them throughout the store.

[protégé of batman]

nice

play an instrument loudly and when a crowd starts to gather, scream WHAT THE @%^$$! ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! HUH?!

[Affliction]

Step 1: You and friends set out picknic blanket
Step 2: Eat food
Step 3: When staff walks by offer to pay for food

[Tempest Rain]

Climb the shelves and when a staff tells you to get down, you scream for help and point at the person and say he/she is a pedophile

[fullMetal.]

Knock down everything on the shelves, I repeat, everything, on the shelves. Then when somebody asks what you're doing yell at them saying WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING??! CAN YOU SEE!! I'M CLEANING YOU IDIOT and run into a random corner, eating vanilla ice cream or yogurt in a mayo jar.

[.: Darkelix :.]

Get onto a shopping cart and and ride around the store singing Opera. But if you have a music player with speakers and an Opera Disk then thats so much better.

[Snowseph]

Throwing plush squids everyone who comes through the door and screaming, "THE SQUID APOCAYLPSE IS NEAR! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" Then you say to anyone who doesn't believe you, "WHAT THE SQUIDS DO YOU KNOW?!" And squirt whipped cream at their faces.

XxX Snow

[delete pleasexx....]

Justin Bieber CD+ Radio.
Boom. Mind Blown. Just turn that dial a little louder...... >:D

[protégé of batman]

that, would kill half the store. only the little girls who are obsessed would survive.



climb on top of the shelves, and when an employee asks you to get down, say 'silly rabbit, wonder girls/boys can't die!'