Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[Applejstudios]

teapot, cup, plate, spoon and fork
they are named after hardware.

what are the 4 houses called??

[Kodabomb]

Finn, Jake, Rainicorn and LumpySpacePrincess.

What is Voldemort's real name?

[Moony-Mae]

~King Donald McPizzaPants.

~What are Spectrespecs?

[Kodabomb]

Ron's pet Rainicorns.

What are the O.W.Ls?

[ferriswheelsdayoff]

Cowardly hounds named Fang.

What is the Ministry Of Magic?

[fire3272]

A council of elders that discuss the past compared to now.

What is the name of the 2 Hogwarts representatives in the Triwizard Tournament?

[Incarna]

Pink Masochistic Prince the Third and Flying Squirrel Hitman Princess.

What is the name of the old man with the beard?

[jackiefi13]

Gandalf of district 12, the son of Poseidon.
Oops wrong fandoms!

How do they fly on broomsticks?

[Rising]

Father Christmas.

Who has bat-shaped ears?

Sorry, this was in answer to 'who is the old man with the beard?'

This is the answer to 'how do they fly on broomsticks?'

They use anti-gravity gravy for fuel.

[Lilysplash]

The league of high-class unicorns dedicated to protecting the top-secret recipes of rainbow cupcakes and eating the teeth the tooth fairy collects. They are led by a panda known as Monsieur Fluffypants.

What is Hermione's patronus?