Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

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A person with silver hair that has enhanced sight and agility. The slang term is noble.

Did harry die in the end?

[BlackMilk]

yes, and he haunted down voldemort so that he died too.

who is Peter Pettigrew and what dooes he do?

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How many times must I tell people this? He is a special kind of elf known as a moon elf. They have next to no emotion but he is a mage moon elf and therefore goes around saving the world.

Why is Harry famous?

[Vivi-Cat]

His mother is a unicorn!

What happens when you kill a unicorn?

[Shandelion.]

You turn into one forever and fart rainbows!!!!
How did Harry's parents die?

[KhalaBlu]

A lion ate them.

What happens when you slap somebody?

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A lion ate them.

What happens when you slap somebody?

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Who is Dobby?

[Vivi-Cat]

A flying frog with huge eyes

What are houseelves?

[ξƞçɧαƞtєđ]

houses made out of elves...

Why is Snape such a bum?

[BlackMilk]

because a dementor sucked the soul out of him and he just walks around helplessly, wanting to ruin peoples lives

why do james and lily die (harrys parents)?