Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

My gallery · by **RaineFlower** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:54 am

in the astronomy tower

Why is fat lady fat?

My gallery · by **Pounce the Cat** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:20 am

Because she can't sing
Why is snape so grumpy?

My gallery · by **marimoon** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:45 am

Because he is a dwarf.

where did harry fight Tom riddle?

My gallery · by **hirokas** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:43 pm

Because Tom stole his cookie.
Why did Harry name his son Albus?

My gallery · by **readyornot** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:01 am

Because Albus was his favourite TV host.

What is the Department of Mysteries?

My gallery · by **nezuko.** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:44 am

A place where all Nancy Drew books are kept! xD

Who is Viktor Krum?

My gallery · by **katomorakwarrior** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:03 pm

An albino alligator.

My gallery · by **Fawkes-Rinzler** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:50 pm

Fascinating!

I will ask the next question I guess

What is snape's job?

My gallery · by **HAPPYHAPPYBIRTHDAY** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:03 am

The pont groomer

Who is the dark lord?

My gallery · by **Orangelake** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:04 am

a person who sneaks in your house and steals your jars of cookies

who is ron?