What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[james moriarty]

An item is a magical kind of pet that allows you to gain access to all the hidden information on the site.

What is a thread?

[~ShadowsInTheNight~]

A very thin piece of string. Used to sew clothes and other things.

Why do none of the pets smile??

[Tesalong]

Because you keep forgetting to feed them.

How do you make a post?

[james moriarty]

Chop up some wood and pound it into the ground.

How do I get a custom pet?

[zugzwang.]

you lock yourself up in a magical coffin and say leopard 3 times

how do i log on to chicken smoothie?

[JoyceJennifer]

You take a log and roll it in some smoothie (any flavour will do), then offer it to a chicken. If the chicken accepts it, you have logged on successfully.

What's a dream pet?

[sushii]

Something you absolutely hate.


How do I make an item wish list?


How do you anyway...? 0.0")

[Cockatiel]

{I don't know!}

You can't. You can make an item unwishlist however.

How can I get that cat you have in your signature as my pets?

[DESERTDUDE]

You would use the CS Approved Image lifter by placing it over the image on your screen. Squeeze the trigger and move your signature to where you would like the image placed and release the trigger. Please note, the generic knock-off image lifter found at Walmart will not interface with the CS site.

Who is in charge of cleaning up after our pets?

[calippygian]

cammander sam johnson and his little dog toto along with the super elastic team

how can i delet a whole group of pets at once?