What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[lugia492]

A bookmark is a piece of paper you stick inside your computer when you find a page you want to remember.

What's A Charrie?

[Awnry~Kitten]

It's the dumdum's favorite way to spell Cherry <3

What's a Oekaki??

[ya like jazz]

Where you can sell black market corn ears.

Why is my pet getting bigger?!

[twodee]

Because he gets watered everyday.

What does it mean when someone says, "My lights are on/off!"?

[lugia492]

It means that they're paying or not paying their electric bill

What's a cerebus?

[Walkin on thin Ice…]

its a magical giraffe that makes churros!

can i eat chicken smoothie? or drink it?

[Awnry~Kitten]

Neither, it's made of the stuff you pass, mixed with the stuff you throw up when you eat too much seafood.
If you're that hungry, though, made sure you savor the chunks.

What's a forum?

[Lady Amalthea]

It's a breed of rare cat. We all have one or dream of having one.

How do I make a wishlist?

[Usagi]

You simply write down W-H-I-S-L-I-S-T and that's it. You have a wishlist.

What's the pound?

[Awnry~Kitten]

it's where they send naughty little newbs when they mistreat their irl pets >:D

What's a thread?