What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[Sabatea]

By trading a rare for a very common!

How do I make a signature?

[Serenity.]

you sign youre picture and say you are a pro at this


how do i rp??

[Serenity.]

you sign youre picture and say you are a pro at this

how do get a omg so rare pet??

[Machy]

You trade Tess witha 2011 common. Easy-peasy!

How do I adopt from the pound?

[~Erratic~]

Go to your local pound/shelter They can explain it to you


What the heck is O-E.... erm... Oekea... No, thats not it. Umm, Oeka..ki. Yeah, thats it! Oekaki?

[DESERTDUDE]

Dress up in a chicken suit and sing the official CS Anthem, upload it to youtube, and submit it to the CS Staff for review. If you win, you may adopt from the pound.

Its a dance used in the old days to bring pets to people who don't have them. This site still uses it but it is now in digital format.

When will my pets be able to have their teeth checked by the CS dentist after eating all the candy they give us?

[Inkling]

Never; everyone knows that Chicken Smoothie pets don't even have teeth since all of the massive inbreeding and puppy mills/cloning has broken several strands of their genes, creating such missing teeth or color deformations.

How can I tell if my Chicken Smoothie pet is a boy or a girl?

[Willowstar1124]

I'm sure you're parents or another adult would be happy to explain that to you

What do I do with the candy I find?

[logarithms]

Eat it! duh!

Where did Avian get the squid suit?

[DESERTDUDE]

From the discount bin at squidmart

Where to the blankets go that cover the pets when newborns?