What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[Junsui]

Throw rusty nails at the nearest candy store so that the manager has no choice but to give you one.

How do you post?

[Candied Snow]

Write whatever you want on a peice of paper and stick it on the sreen.

Who is Sorren Fey?

[katnisskitkatz]

she is the magical unicorn that deletes posts that are not nyan cat or napolian dynomite related.

What is the forum's deep dark secret

[Junsui]

A ninja vampire who forces people to eat potatoes lives in it.

How do you make a signature?

[Crow Jane]

we have a organization called the Siggers, they're making signatures and you pay them 10$ for every letter. but you must be like a ninja, 'cause they're pretty dangerous and don't like new clients. better go with one moderator.

how can I get chicken dollars?

[MrsBieber13]

By getting a chicken and commanding it to make dollars.

How come I'm coppa'd?

[laces]

Because the big kid stuff isn't for user 13 and under.


What's a nick unicorn?

[Crow Jane]

unicorn named Nick. for sure.

what's PPS?

[stormiecrazy]

Pancake People Syndrome--Where all your rares turn into pancakes!

How do I start a trade?

[ravi]

By sending a PM and typing trade.

How rare is a OMG So Rare?