What NOT To Say To a Newbie

My gallery · by **Fenrirgreyback** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:48 am

wave a magic wand and get me a sandwich
can i name my doggie?

My gallery · by **MoonheartTheWarrior** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:50 am

Of course not!

Where can you adopt pets?

My gallery · by **ravi** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:51 am

By going to a hospital and stealing someones pet.

What is a PPS?

My gallery · by **CaptainSpaceShuttle** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:52 am

A dying pet...
Can I breed my pets?

My gallery · by **DeathlyToxic♥** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:53 am

watch Alice In Wonderland (tm) and then sing Happy Birthday and they breed

How can I put a smile emoticon on a post?

My gallery · by **MoonheartTheWarrior** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:54 am

By making that emotion IRL, duh!

Why do a bunch of people have "My Lights are on/off" in their signaute? (Seriously...)

My gallery · by **DeathlyToxic♥** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:56 am

Because they turn into monsters that light up.
(Trick or treating. If lights are on, come get candy. Lights off, don't)
How do I post a reply?

My gallery · by **Fenrirgreyback** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:00 am

you tell the random homeless person beside you to yell it out then give him peanutbutter
can i play any games?

My gallery · by **DeathlyToxic♥** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:02 am

ya go to Walmart and buy you some!

Can I get free pets?

My gallery · by **Lierre** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:03 am

NO! You have to pay 1 million C$ for each.

What's C$?

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