What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[corviidae]

It's not a dream if your here, its a NIGHTMARE!(lol JK))

Why do we auction?

[Umbrellas]

Because everyone wants to get rid of rare pets for cheap prices!

Why is there an 18+ forum?

[∑Siebren]

for people who r 18 ft tall

why did someone yell GO EAT A BOAT

[dream on a star. ☁]

Your face.
Why is there dogs, cats, and horses?

[∑Siebren]

but god said so... (srry if you any other religin)
(P.S. i cant spell religin)

why will a crow through a hand granade at us with his little crow pecker

[DESERTDUDE]

Because his big crow pecker is busy typing to his girlfriend's sister.

How long must we wait for the new pets to come out on Nov. 1st?

[∑Siebren]

10 billion secons into the futre of the past!!!!!

why are ther flowers

[DESERTDUDE]

Because flowers are people too?

Can our pets play with legos?

[∑Siebren]

no, cause they will choke and die -.-

am i a Timecop??

[TRUE FREEDOM]

Yes, You control all timezones.

How do you get a custom pet?