What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[PureEpic]

You grab a pencil and scribble all over your screen.

What's a forum?

[Guest]

Its a form with a u

If you foe soemone you...

[Sila]

bang your head on the keyboard

how do you change your username?

[Guest]

write a message to Toroto asking to change it.

how do you add a friend?

[PureEpic]

You go on the page that says 'block user' and type "BUBLENJDG" Into the box and then sprinkle it with fairy dust and do a ritual that requires you to.. yeah what ever

Can I pat my pets?

[Guest]

yesh you can! All you have to do is write a letter to postman pat and sit in the TARDIS.

how can you add items to pets?

[naturalharmony.]

Well obviously I don't know because I'm dumb -hits a hammer at head-

How do you add someone as a foe

[Sila]

look at the sun screaming

how do you delete a pet?

[ElementalInsanity]

You poke it until it goes away.

How do you put in a new avatar?

[naturalharmony.]

You say 'I WANT A NEW AVIE!" Then it will read your mind and put on the avater that you want

how do you post posts