Corrupt a Wish game V.3

[wretchedanddivine]

Granted, but you get tons of summer work.

I wish that I wasn't so stressed about school

[DatPinkWolf]

Granted but you're having a horrible social life

I wish for someone to hold me tight and never let go

[wretchedanddivine]

Granted but they hold you uncomfortably tight for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could have coffee right now.

[Wokkie]

Granted. I splashed it on your face already.

I wish for an owl.

[CoolComrade]

Granted, but it hates you, so it pecks your eyes out and flies away.

[marinara sauce]

no wish...

I wish I could have a pomeranian. ♣

[jackalope.]

Granted, but it pees everywhere >:3

~SPOILERS FOR THE WARRIORS SERIES IF YOU HAVEN'T READ/FINISHED IT DO NOT READ THIS WISH DO THE SECOND ONE!~
1)I wish Ferncloud didn't die :'(

2) I wish that I could draw on the computer (I can only draw in the traditional way)

[lying beast.]

1) Granted; but your other favorite characters die
2) granted, but your computer breaks and you wont be able to fix it

I wish that I could move to England

[River Song]

Granted,and let me just say that there is an... accident, involving a nuke. And boom. Bye bye England.

I wish I could go and resee Black Veil Brides.

[Patches.]

Granted. But the concert moves to Africa.

I wish I gould buy all the Warriors books.