Corrupt a Wish game V.3

[bubbles4243]

Granted, but it gets upset by your distasteful fashion sense and pierces your internal organs with its horn... :D

I wish I had some cotton candy ice cream

[Lemon Strudel]

Granted, but you discover that you're not only lactose intolerant, but someone has replaced the cotton candy with cotton balls.

I wish I had like 80 new t-shirts.

[CorvusSchnee]

Granted, but they're all too small for you to wear.


I wish I could be like James Bond.

[Lemon Strudel]

Granted, but everything you say has to be a James Bond quote. Every. Single. Thing.

I wish I had good grades.

[cheshire.]

Granted but now you suck at everything else.

I wish I could help my friend.

[CoolComrade]

Granted, but they end up doing everything for you because they feel they owe you something.

I wish my homework was magically done.

[Roguish]

Granted, but all the answers on the paper(s) are wrong.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[wretchedanddivine]

Granted, but every noise you make while invisible is made louder by 500%.

I wish I could meet all my favorite band members.

[lying beast.]

granted, but they're actually holograms

I wish I could draw manga style

[caesou]

Granted, but it's so complicated it takes more than a day just to draw manga.

I wish I had no homework.