Corrupt a Wish game V.3

[Mr. Brightside]

Granted. They move away! Different neighbors move in and are five times noisier!

I wish to be awesome! XD

[Livini]

Granted, but you are not as awesome as Prussia!
Granted, you turn into Prussia and then you get forgotten because you are not a nation anymore...
Granted, you are awesome and Prussia thinks so too. He gives you his "awesome me!" badge, but then Hungary thinks he is in love with you and hits you with a frying pan...
(I sort of like that last one, but since I don't know whether you know/like Hetalia, I'll make up a different one. I couldn't help but think of Prussia with your wish to be awesome )

Granted, but you are so awesome that you become famous for your awesomeness and hoards of fans fight over you and hurt each other and other people get jealous that you are so awesome and try to kill you because they feel like no-one ever looks at them now that you are so awesome.

I wish my room wasn't so overheated in the late morning.

[Starry Starry Night]

Granted; but it turns to negative 60 degrees and you freeze to death

I wish I could fly!

[Hyenacat]

Granted, but you discover you are terrified of heights.

I wish for a chocolate bar :3

[Obi]

Granted but it's full of fire ants.

I wish for a puppy.

[Blood Storm]

granted but it has rabies AND is half dire wolf, so your doomed


I wish for an un-corruptible wish

[Obi]

Granted but its nothing.

I wish for an egg.

[.sherlock.holmes.]

Granted but you drop it and never get another egg.

I wish my parents liked One Direction and respected my choice of music...

[Livini]

Granted, they are now so obsessed with One Direction that they steal all your 1D posters and items and put them in their room , and they argue with you about who can have Niall.

I wish I had a French-French dictionary (I need it for my homework ).

[WillowSmath1]

Granted, but you drop it and it falls in fire.

I wish I had a narwhale XD