Wrong Answers Only v.2

[Jarex]

the quack is the duck's default notification sound, but you can change it by clicking on the beak and navigating to the settings

what does a biologist do?

[KissKisser]

oh this is an easy one. they the people who make biographys on celebrties

why do highlighters glow

[Broken_Lamp]

radiation

Why is Nintendo so touchy?

[CaptainAltenor]

Because of their success with touchscreens in the gaming world. The Nintendo DS was the first successful touchscreen console in the industry, after all.

Why do I always have such peculiar dreams?

[Bunnyberry]

Your plushies cursed you every time they fall out of bed in the middle of the night and are actively trying to possess your body with the help of your sleep paralysis demon, Danny. Can confirm.

Why do I get cold so easily?

[SweetStardewSylveon]

Your skeleton isnt self heating. Duh.

Why do birds sing?

[Slawth]

its their way of using echo-location. those eyes on their heads is just for show

Where do fish come from?

[pthumerian]

they are actually meteorites from neptune

which letters are missing in the alphabet?

[pisto pesto pasta]

The best ones.

Why do ppl argue?

[мσƨƨғıяε]

Because of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Why are there clouds in the sky?