Why does the above post offend you? V1

[Autumnlp99]

How dare you combine dumplings and donuts in one username. I am thinking about eating them together now, and it's not good.

[areadbhar]

I'm offended because your comment made me think about eating dumplings and donuts together.

[Squecca]

I'm offended because you can speak two languages and I can't

[!UnchartedWaters!]

I'm offended because I could never figure out how to post gifs in my signature, and i'm jealous.

[Serek]

I'm offended because there is too much text in your signature and I'm too lazy to read it all

[cosmo.]

Im offended you have 2 pics of galaxies

[pineapplecatman]

im offended your sig is all mushy lovey stuff.

[yuune]

I'm offended that I cannot tell what's going on in the gif in your sig

[Ogoeatarock]

offended bc idk what fandom that is and i wanna be in it

[Logia]

I am offended by your name because angels fly and rocks fall so what is your relationship to gravity even