Describe the above avatar literally

[LuckyKoii]

I had a fun idea - look at the avatar if the person above you, and then describe exactly what you see. Even if you first instinct might be wrong, it can be funny to have an in-detail description of what you’re not.

The only rule is be nice. No “ugly man” as that’s both not literal and very rude. And if this has been done before, do tell.

I’m gonna take myself as an example, so the next person can just… copy and paste it if they want. Or make a new description.

A furry doing fingerguns while wearing very cool glasses

[DolphinThings]

They are a brown fuzzy dog who just learned Obama's last name. B)

[roundedseal]

blob that looks like a sea creature with dot eyes a long nose and flappy things

[blue.moon]

Dude who looks like he was in the army with facial hair

[Eula*]

slime frog, no leg

[DolphinThings]

a girl with dyed hair that is or is not crazy

[HamLikesHam]

A strange fish with unrealistic features

[plusetic]

drinking pink smoothie rEALLY FAST . MAY ALSO SAY,,, A CHICKEN SMOOTHIE,,

[Cattail]

A teenage mutant ninja turtle with blue mask and comic book

[FALL FAIR SUITE!]

artbreeder avatar with the fluffiest hair I've ever seen