[V1] what crimes has the avatar above you committed?

[skwisgaar]

drove into a lightpost

[superstars ☆]

hit someone in the ankle with a scooter. i can see it in their eyes, they have no remorse...

[astralamy]

hid children in his stomach hatch.

[Bellapuff]

She told someone she knew how to dye hair. It was a lie. She gave them a really bad dye job. Like so bad. It's firetruck red and patchy, and the person swears their hair was a few inches longer before it was dyed but it's hard to notice.

[Regency]

you were found guilty of your boyfriend's murder after acting like the perfect golden child and making everyone think you were innocent

[Lady Lychee ♡]

Stole the American Constitution, a la Nicholas Cage style

[PotatoSwinger]

planned to destroy the world. and succeeded.

[arcadia.]

tried to eat a child

[pheles]

grand larceny of the guggenheim, phantom thief style

[RainbyDerp]

Eating the frosting off a whole batch of cupcakes. >:3