The Overreaction Game!!!

[.jabberwocky]

GAAAAHH That is so STUPID!!! Don't you know that you could be spending your money on something GOOD FOR THE WORLD, LIKE BUBBLE GUM CARDS OR SALTED, DE-SHELLED PEANUTS!?!?

I'm reading a book.

[Prince of Awesome]

AHHHH BORING!!!!!! DO SOMETHING USEFULL!!!

Eats fries.

[.jabberwocky]

*runs up and swats them out of your hands* GAAAH PUT THOSE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!! FAT KIDS COULD SEE YOU AND FEEL BAD BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HAVE ANY, BECAUSE OF THE DIETS THEIR MOMS PUT THEM ON!!!!!!

[Prince of Awesome]

HEY YOU COULD HAVE HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Runs away, eating fries.

[Dixon Girl]

NOOO WHY DOES EVRYONE WANNA GET FAT I MEAN LIKE REALLY

PETTING MY DOG

[Prince of Awesome]

EEEEEEWWW IT MIGHT HAVE FLEAS!!!! GET ITS FUR OF OF ME!!!

Runs away.

[.jabberwocky]

NOOOO!!! GET AWAY FROM THE DOGGEHHH!!! YOU could hurt it with your untrimmed nails, you SLOB!
ninja'd

*runs after you, all ninja-like* NOOO!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE FAT KIDSSSSESSS??!??? D':

I like staplers.

[Prince of Awesome]

AHHHH NOOOO, STAPLES HURT D:

Slaps you

[.jabberwocky]

AAAHHHH!!!!! *throws hand up to face* YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED ME OVER INTO THE WALL AND THE VIBRATIONS COULD HAVE SENT THE CEILING FAN FALLING ON MY HEEEAAAAAAD, WHICH COULD HAVE PUT ME IN A COMAAA!!!!!

*slaps back*

[Prince of Awesome]

YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED ME OVER INTO THE WALL AND THE VIBRATIONS COULD HAVE SENT THE CEILING FAN FALLING IN MY HEEEAAAAAAD TOOOO!!!!!

Punches you