Bad CS Ideas

[Opalserpent]

There is a feeding system in which pets that get fed the most across the site are the most common. But never feeding your pet makes it die and disappear. So users need to mass collaborate to organizes which pets are rare and which pets are common. There is a lot of arguments and chickensmoothie discourse as a result.

[rileypillow]

Your pet’s images expire after a while and are replaced with annoying internet memes, and you have to give away an OMGSR every month to prevent this.

[pthumerian]

CS gets transformed into a typical social media site. Besides the forced endless scrolling in all areas, you also get funny stuff like not being able to reply to anything properly unless reposting it, which created extremely confusing nested threads, and stuff older than like a few days gets no more attention anymore. The layout is a blinding #ffffff white combined with huge chunks of empty space and massive images often covering the full screen.

[la .balrynoltrus.]

everything is written in bad lolcatspeak

[monstergf]

all text on the site is converted to 'ChickenFont' - chicken smoothie's very own typeface. it's actual chicken scratch however and all text consequently is illegible

[sweathie]

ford's response legitimately sent me into fight or flight mode. good job

[Kitty&Cats]

You have to log one once every other hour to feed your pets, or else they'll die. Of course you can revive them, but for $9.99.

[lotus eater]

You have to pay 150c$ to post a reply.

[TheMamba]

all text on the site is converted to 'ChickenFont' - chicken smoothie's very own typeface. it's actual chicken scratch however and all text consequently is illegible

Yeah, or Comic Sans.

[ford]

when drawing on oekaki, an unskippable video ad plays every 10 minutes. occasionally the ad will refresh the page when it finishes, causing your canvas to reset.