1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[aight imma head out]

Ominously quote random out of context lines form your favorite books/movies/whatever until people start thinking you're threatening them ... or foretelling a prophecy of doom... either way, just be spooky about it and you'll be kicked out in no time. fullproof plan. ;3

[BoredKittyGirl]

66. Tell people you are giving out samples and give the people who come up to you arsenic cookies

[Undyne7119]

67. use one of the fishing rods on sale and go 'fishing' in the meat section (aka unpackaging the fish, throwing them on the ground and using the hook to 'catch' them)

[BoredKittyGirl]

68. Eat raw meat. Then vomit.

[raditz]

69. steal the fish. maybe eat them

[MachoKitty5]

70. bring a small tv and a dvd player and watch all the movies from the store inside the store

[a b c d e]

71. Hide in a wardrobe and when people walk by jump out and yell "I'm back from Narnia!!"

[BoredKittyGirl]

72. Open all of the prepackaged food and eat one bite of each thing you open

[.Kira Nightblade.]

73. Making a pillow balcony and screaming "INTO THE UNKNOOOOOWWWWNNNNNNN" at the top of your lungs, until somebody else goes 'AAAAAA' in the tune of that spirit thingy

[Seall]

74) Lock yourself in the freezer with the frozen pizzas.