Quote somethin' w/ no context *~GIFs & Memes welcome~*

[Moonheart2]

multiple, from the same person:
"i just freaked out and was like OH MY GOD THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY CEILING but then i realized it was my fan"
"my whole life is bruh sound effect 2. i just feel it perfectly encompasses the pathetic miserable and indifferent being that is my existence."
"shulk is a dead cricket festering in the heat of the sun left on the side of the road left by god"
"Ross Geller haunts my every waking minute. Not a day goes by that I don't see him out of the corner of my eye, watching, waiting. Even my dreams are plagued by Ross. There is no escape. There is only Ross."
"If you had to get a tattoo of post malone, would you have to constantly keep getting tattoos whenever he got a new tattoo so yours would be accurate?"
"What are you gonna play, grass simulator?"
"It's too bright my thoughts are just static and my brain is stuffy and idk dude its like a cushion"
"bruh i feel like a tupperware"
"DOG IS TABLE"
"you idiot gamer sock"
"i feel like an enderman"
"my sleeping schedule is equivalent to a truck stop between states that's always open but nobody goes to it"
"im baffled becaus yesterday during my nap i dreamed The Rock was my personal baker and made me cupcakes"

[Princess Nishea]

“Oh, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?”

[ThunderCedar]

"Forget about healing wish's powers??"

[beani]

"Is it the thirty-one th?"

[Pale Verditer]

"Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your weave."

[ThunderCedar]

"Listen, it's not that I'm stupid. It's that I can... Suspend my intelligence..."

[Febuh]

“I like my coffee like I like my nights
dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through”

[spacemilk]

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not sure if this is a quote but i wonder if anyone will get it

[K#%!]

[Princess Nishea]

“Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black black black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her, back, back, back.”