Quote somethin' w/ no context *~GIFs & Memes welcome~*

[abandondacc]

Don’t tell anyone I killed a smurf

[Princess Nishea]

"What you just witnessed and felt was you in the future.
You from a few seconds in the past witnessed yourself in the future.
This is my King Crimson’s ability.
I erased time, and leapt past it!

I don’t care who it is.
I will not allow anyone to threaten my throne!"

[replicant]

Good job team.

[Dragonbone101]

"What is happening?" Emily asked. Emily was my neighbor and she had come from the ceiling. “I don't really have a life” I replied."

[~ moth ~]

what's that on your phone charger?

a manatee

MANATEES WEARING NOVELTY TEE'S? SURPRISING!

[bonding.moment]

Skeletons backwards is skeletons

Man I can’t wait to see myself some snoteleks

[Tuesdaee.]

"ouch"

-unknown

[replicant]

“The story so far: In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

[abandondacc]

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.”

[nathaniel]

"you'll see, it's like in surgeon simulator. i'm gonna stitch you up in a flash!"