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My gallery · by **ghxst_town** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:05 pm

pink.

why do humans need air?

My gallery · by **xanthocat** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:06 pm

because i said so.

why do i have a brain?

Some Adoptables · by **Bumble•Bee** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:33 pm

To keep you prisoner

Why are the small people screaming at me??

My gallery · by **Nyarlathotep|Nathan** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:35 pm

Tiny people talk like bats do: screaming

How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

My gallery · by **OniDoggo** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:37 pm

However many grapefruit sodas it takes to fill a tub.

Why does my cereal taste like rubber?

Some Adoptables · by **Bumble•Bee** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:04 pm

Because you're eating it from a gumboot instead of a bowl

Why do wolves howl?

My gallery · by **margayritaville** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:06 pm

because it's a little known fact that all wolves were famous yodellers in a past life

what the heck is icing in hockey?

Some Adoptables · by **Bumble•Bee** » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:02 pm

Tastiness

What is a banana?

My gallery · by **UltimateKitty** » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:50 pm

those little round orange things right ??

why do we have to eat food?

DV · by **~aSilentMirage~** » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:51 pm

because if we dont eat food we will be sacrificed to the aliens

Why do we have animals?