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My gallery · by **Tsukỉ** » Fri Dec 25, 2020 10:01 pm

sweet summer child, it is for lucifer himself drags our feet into repentance awaiting underground

My gallery · by **margayritaville** » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:52 pm

[robot telemarketer voice] sorry, i didn't catch that.

is it okay to feed my chickens homemade smoothies?

My gallery · by **Gothfoot** » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:55 pm

Only if they include an upside-down pineapple.

Why do cats have claws instead of nails?

My gallery · by **Cha0s** » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:56 pm

Because they don't like manicure.

Do fish see water or air underwater?

My gallery · by **margayritaville** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:36 am

they see what they want to see.

how did the t. rex manage to evolve into chickens?

My gallery · by **pthumerian** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:46 am

by flapping its arms.

How big is the universe exactly?

My gallery · by **margayritaville** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:49 am

as big as a cantaloupe, at least

how do i get bees to befriend me?

My gallery · by **Kitten-Girl-500** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:50 am

Bring out the vegetable juice

What is gravity?

My gallery · by **NonbinaryNobody** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:51 am

Air but no air

Why can we hear?

My gallery · by **pthumerian** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:03 pm

because the noise is loud enough.

What do I look like?