by surfergirlgeek » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:07 pm
I'm a firing my laser into your face! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! You can’t stop the power of my laser! I’ll keep turning that heat up until my stove is too hot! Luckily, my oven doesn’t like so much work. Oh look foggy days Potatoes! Does your deer have Rabies? How are my coffee beans? Your mom can’t cook toast and butter!" Screamed an unknown voice into a very dark abandoned house. Jackie, who was hiding in there, was scared like crazy. However this is not true, instead of this cow there was a coyote confused with its existence I was staring at. My cat named Pickles walked past me and barked at a toothbrush man. He said "squidward is hot hot hot". He likes to say weird things. Jackie face palmed and said "Y'all are messing with the story!" He turned on the tv to watch "Dragon balls Z" He ate the tv. He was very disappointed in himself because he was starting at 4 doctors with a huge zucchini in his hand while eating a fried chair leg. Suddenly, BOOM! I looked, startled, and saw a creeper in Jackie's house which hissed and glared at me. I screamed like a sheep and threw up. Then, Principal of the thing came and said "NO BARFING IN THE HALLS" I was struggling to not get detention. Then the toothbrush man walked in and made Snowy Kitten's toaster explode. Jackie just laughed at me as I was dragged by my foot. But the toothbrush man said "Squidward is stupid
"I can do all things through Him who gives me strength"
Philippians 4:13