stupidly threaten the user above! v.1

[CanadianWatermelon]

I will throw cheeseballs at you

[nemohappyturtlepants]

I will inhale them all perfectly, intimidating you so badly that you pass out

[dogsmack]

i will put all those hamsters in my mouth and keep them there forever

[gargoyleteeth]

i will eat your eyelashes and make your parental figure watch as i do so

[Kimdracula]

bro. i dare you. i bet you wouldn't if i told you that i'd replace all your charging cables and headphones and whatnot with ones that only work at a very specific angle, huh?

[LemonBunny]

I will readjust your thermostat three degrees cooler

[steriotypicalOutlaw]

I will readjust your thermostat three degrees cooler

That sounds nice actually.

I will steal the hair from your hairbrush!

[CanadianWatermelon]

I will steal all your white socks and replace them with pink ones

[nemohappyturtlepants]

I will deoxygenate all of your blood

[CloudedJasper]

well, I will wash the cereal using window cleaner