I will place stickers of the poop emoji all around your house, each hidden in a precise and unique location, so that you can never remove every one of them and will always be finding new poop emoji stickers.
Germolene, disinfect the scene; my love, my love, love, love.
I will take your avatar and dunk it in water then I will draw an angry face on your signature. After I finish that all your pets will have hearts and flowers over them!