stupidly threaten the user above! v.1

[Houndlout]

I will steal your kneecaps

[S0LITAIRE]

i'm going to break you in half like a kit kat bar

[WarriorcatKitty]

I will take all your icecream and put in the microwave

[Dragon Nap]

im going to break your caps lock key so everyone thinks you are yelling all the time

[sardine]

i'm going to steal your ethernet cord so you spend minutes, hours fumbling with your internet modem to no avail, eventually landing you on hold with your internet service representative so you experience the complete incompetency of customer service, and wait another 1-3 business days for a service crew to arrive
while i'm there i guess i'll chew through your cable

[lowpolypony]

(hi lactose intolerant! many people are triggered or squicked by the idea of teeth removal so i would personally advise against saying something like that!! for instance if my boyfriend saw your post he would likely become really upset!)

i will feed you the tastiest cheesecake youve ever had to ruin your digestive system later

[SunnyJustice]

I will leave a single popcorn kernel on your desk with no context

[WarriorcatKitty]

I will force you to read all my favorite books!
>:3

[Silverrfox]

im going to pour water on all your dry clean clothes

[ghremlin]

im gonna machine dry all your woolen sweaters so that they shrink