Corrupt a wish! [V2]

[kakkyoin]

If you don't know how to play this game, here is how you play:

The post above your soon-to-be post has a wish.

Let's say it's "I wish for cake."

It's your job to grant it, but with a downside to it:
"Granted, but it's the smallest and last piece of cake you'll ever eat."

On the second part of your post, it's your turn to make a wish. But be careful, it WILL be corrupted!

I'll start.

I wish that I had a pet.
Previous thread: x

[bluebudgie]

granted but it's a pet rock

I wish I were taller

[Ohpossums]

Granted! But everyone else would become significantly small like ants!

I wish for coffee!

[SeverinDragonaz]

Granted. But it will be a coffee tree.

I wish for a good night of sleep.

[Moonshadow3]

granted, but you sleep through your alarm every day from now on

I wish for a corgi puppy

[kakkyoin]

Granted but it's extremely sick and has a low chance of survival-

I wish dragons were real.

[Words]

Granted but they are completely untamable

I wish Hogwarts were real

[estus]

granted, but you cant go there

i wish for a garden

[cherry.tea]

Granted, but its filled with killer plants
I wish i had a corgi

[mynameisbacon]

Granted, but it's invisible
I wish I owned Chicken Smoothie (its so awesome uwu)